Monday, February 05, 2007

A Very Touristy Excursion from Bangkok




Rather than rambling around a large, somewhat polluted city filled with others doing the same, I decided it was time to sign up for an excursion!
I was also thinking, alright since I have been so successful at meeting people on my own, maybe I should pay to do so. At 7 am, I was whisked off by a small Thai woman to a minivan. From there we zoomed around to Khao San road to pick up the other tourists. But not after this woman had explained to me, the lone traveller, that I would be going into another minivan - "different trip". So, into van #2 I climbed, but oops no seats left, I'll have to sit in the front with the tour guide lady and driver. Hmm, so much for meeting anyone - this lady meets people everyday, she doesn't need another "friend"!
We headed off to two areas, the first is probably the most photographed vision of Thailand (top right photo). This is the so called "Floating Market".
What was once a very romantic, beautiful way of life has changed by the visiting of the farangs. We drove about 1 hour west of Bangkok to get to this area. Then to get into the floating market, we of course needed to be floating as well. Hopped into a boat, which took us on a 15 min ride, bumping over waves (Yes, there were waves in these canals because there are other empty boats heading to pick up other tourists), and occassionally being splashed. The italian guy behind me with his expensive video camera better be careful, those waves are coming awfully close.
Once we got out of the boat we were left to wander around for an hour or so. Imagine beautiful canals, with quaint little homes perched on stilts at each side. In the canals are wooden boats with vendors, mostly women, selling their wares. In the morning, this area would be filled with the locals, but by 10:30 it fills up with tourists being gracefully moved around shopping for chetkas. There are still food vendors, which offer the only sight of what it would really be like if we were not there.
From here we left for the afternoon portion of the trip - so all my italian friends (not really) were going back to the big smoke. So now I am whisked off to my third minivan. As luck would have it, I did have a chance to meet english speaking farangs! Two young women, one from England the other from Germany, were also travelling alone, met each other and spent a few days together in Bangkok. Immediately, my spirits were lifted higher than they have been this entire trip. Asked them tons of questions about travelling alone and all the associated logistics. Was really, really good to talk to someone.
Our second stop was lunch at a roadside canteen type of restaurant. The food was nothing like "canteen" food, we ate as much as we could and headed back on our bus. In the parking lot, the driver tells me that I am going into another minivan - oh, panic!, what about my "new friends" - of course, he has no idea about how I am feeling, but has been considerate enough to put me on this other minivan where I would have a better seat (prior to this I was on the kiddie seat in the front). So off I go, into van number 4! Get in, sit down -- NO ONE speaks english - three korean girls, 2 dutch boys, a couple (some eastern euro nationality) and me.
Off to Kanchanaburi ( a place that Michael Wray had recommended), for some sight seeing. It is here that they have the famous "Death River Bridge" (or the bridge over the River Kwai - photo top right). This is the bridge that was built by the POW and resulted in many, many deaths during its construction. The terraine was not favourable, and many of the prisoners were very sick at this point. It was a little bit sad, and considering my mood, not really that uplifting. However, history is not always filled with good stories - come to think of it, where are all the good stories?
The last part of our one day adventure was off to "Tiger Temple" (last photo above). In this area, about 1.5 hours from Kanchanaburi, tigers are housed as part of an effort to save them. The monks are represented as angels of the tigers (my interpretation), providing housing for these animals, and breeding and releasing into the wild (where of course, they will be poached to be ground up and sold in some "ancient healing" shop -- again, my opinion). Anyway, it was quite charming, but there is absolutely no temple visiting involved! We got there at 3:30 pm, tigers go back into their cages at 4! It was however, amazing to be so close to such a potentially dangerous animal. Many photos later and you feel elated that you were so close and even touched them. I was also able to walk with them, infact I was standing there not planning on walking with the poor guy, but in no time, a fellow grabbed my camera and there I was walking with the tiger and the monk. I was the first one, and not many actually had this opportunity since the poor tiger was becoming grumpy - and rightly so I say!
A long drive home, 2.3 hours. Our non-english speaking driver dropped us off at the side of a road claiming that Khao San road (and my landmark) was "right around the corner". Alright, so its dark, I haven't eaten in 6 hours (i.e. very low sugar level), and I am tired. Yep, you guessed it - almost in tears again - what is wrong with me?? ( I said to myself, quietly this time). Then I imagined Jon, he would say - "You need food, NOW" - guess what, he would be right. Found the first orange juice vendor and guzzled a bottle of juice. Felt better instantly.
Have I mentioned that this is my absolutely favourite new drink? At first I was skeptical, since it is the colour of Tang and suspiciously packaged in plastic water bottles. The first few days, I saw many people drinking it - but thought, you can't fool me into getting sick! Then one day I saw them freshly squeezing the small oranges - actually I suspect that they are a type of clementine - I knew it was real orange juice. Then one sip - Whew! I am addicted! A 500 mL bottle is a mere 25B, or about 80 cents! So now I am trying all the fruit shakes that I can find - last night was watermelon with dinner - absolutely fab! That combined with the fresh fruit chopped up and served in plastic cellophane bags with skewers for eating, is all very healthy and thirst quenching.
Had a red chicken curry dinner and headed off to bed, I was bagged after my big adventure. Slept 11 hours, and I now know that the jetlag is over (appetite is back and sleeping is fine).
Going to head off to the "Chinatown" area today to stroll around, and will pick up my visas tomorrow. That means that I am free to leave this big and lonely city. I think that I am heading up north to Chaing Mai to do some elephant trekking. Of course, I will keep you posted!
Brenda

Saturday, February 03, 2007

"What Wat?"

Alright, let's play a little game, after all you are probably guilty of sending those emails that make you do funny things. So, outloud say "what wat" four times. Hmm, what does that remind you of? Well, if you remember Charlie Brown, you will probably agree that it sounds like the sounds that he heard when adults (teachers, parents, etc) were talking to him. Remember that?
That is a good introduction to what it is like touring through the Wats (temples) here. Today I visited two wats: Wat Phra Kaew and Wat Pho. All of the signage is in Thai, which to me just read "what wat what wat what wat" - kind of a Charlie Brown syndrome. However, the temples are outstandingly beautiful. In Germany, especially in Wuerzburg where I lived, baroque architecture was omnipresent. But it is nothing like the baroque nature of these temples.

In the heat of the day, and under a beautiful, albeit burning sun the temples reflect the sunshine to the point where you must where shades. The funny characters around Wat Phra Kaew are very bird-like, kind of reminded me of the Cirque de Soliel show of a few years ago. The temples reaching phallically (is that a word?) up into the sky, and around the base of them would be more decorations. Sometimes it was these funny posing guys, they seem to be trying to do one of Connor's yoga poses! (Connor is a yoga instructor at Mayfair) Whether they have the correct pose remains to be judged, but the expressions on their faces were hilarious. Of course, Pentax in hand, I have lots of evidence of these funny creatures.

The property of this wat also holds the Royal Palace. Before visiting it, I saw out of the corner of my eye, a refreshment truck. Actually, you couldn't help but notice it after the hoards of bleached, dehydrated tourists headed over there. Ummm, they have milk! I ordered a chocolate milk, which had to be the tastiest, coldest milk that I have ever consumed. So much so, that I decided to express this outloud. Oops, being alone has left me with no other recourse but to start talking to myself, and I didn't even care. That milk was so good, nothing could stop me.

Feeling a little bit more Brenda-like (as Jon says "fast forward and stop" are my only speeds), I decided that I should head to the second wat. This wat, Wat Pho, houses the infamous reclining Buddha. The Buddha is huge, posed like a sun goddess on a beach (I am sure that that was not their intention, but for this agnostic girl it sure looked like it). It is covered in gold leaf, with mother of pearl eyes and feet. Took some pics that didn't turn out, and then put my shoes back on and headed out. At this wat, a long time ago, one of the rulers decided that Yoga should remain as an active part of this temple/life, and as a result there were beautiful old and slightly crumbling guys in yoga positions (this time it really was Connor's positions).

Walked back to my new hotel, grabbed a welcomed cool shower - no choice really, there is only cold water, and relaxed for a while. Couldn't nap, too excited - Yep, the real Brenda is coming back. Stopped by the local "gym", where they train in Thai Kick Boxing, watched for a while, there was a female trainer there, I found that interesting. It really is quite violent in my opinion. Right now, many of the Thais are gathered around TVs watching kick boxing - it must be a big match - or then again, maybe just a regular Saturday afternoon event!

Now I am off to find a bank machine, grab a pedicure and then have dinner.
Tomorrow its off to a market where cocks fight! (and I am sure there are other things to see).

Laa kawn,
Brenda

Friday, February 02, 2007

I am reporting from downtown Bangkok - finally!
Technically I missed two flights out of Hong Kong, none of which were my fault - the Air Canada flight was delayed, then we had a late take off -- all of which left me in a state of panic. Would they find me another flight? Will I have to pay? (after all this would be my third scheduled flight) When should I start crying?
Turns out that they were very nice to me, must have been the saline solution tentatively sitting on my bottom eyelashes, - One "not so sympathetic" comment, and the flow would begin.

I am staying in a tree lined area of Bangkok called Banglamphu. From my hotel, I can walk to numerous cafes, shops and street vendors. I feel very safe here, so much so that I am staying here until Feb. 8th. Ok, well I do HAVE to stay here since I, very reluctantly, handed over my passport in order to get my visas for Cambodia, Laos and Vietnam.

I just heard that Vaios and Angelo (squash mates) are coming to Bangkok next week, I am really looking forward to seeing them. What are the rest of you waiting for?